华语。lol

写华语有一个很大的坏处。就是不能写LOL !!!

LOL.is the second powerful word after fuck.

To express happiness
John : I just won 100k at casino. LOL !!!

To tease
John : Shit i forgot to bring my homework.
Me : LOL.hoseh liao u.congrates.

To show off
John : I wish to get that dslr so badly. But no money.
Me : LOL. ur problem la. I got money.

To reply ppl perfunctorily
John : I have graduated ! I got a job. I work as an civil engineer ! Im so happy with my rm2.3k per month salary. OH im so happy.
Me ( thinking : whatever ) : lol

To express on extreme funny stuff
Me : lollllll lollllss lollxxxx LOL !! lolzzzz

u can simply add s,x or z behind this magic word. There is no grammatical error in this.

To express disappointment
Me : LOL. i guess i really fuck now.

To express nothing
Me : lol lol lol which carries NO meaning

LOL im so bored