Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I want die laughing liao, LMAO ROFL

Looking back my testimonial of secondary school

My facts are twisted.

Laugh until my jaw is painful man..

Here it goes :

Augustine is an intelligent student with an inquisitive mind.
( 1st line already got me laugh-out-loud )

His academic performance is good and ranks 15% top of the physics cohort.
( very little ppl only lol !!! )

This student is very active in class discussions ( ka ka cau cau..alwiz scolded by teacher.
Augustine u want to talk go outside, LOL ! )

His work is neat and of high quality ( this sentence make me very beh tong lol lol , how the hell even me myself not realising MY WORK IS NEAT ? )

He is proficient in spoken and written english ( You mean Manglish izit ? LOL )

A well-mannered and pleasant student ( I want siao ki liao,lol !!! do u actually count how many rude words i scold per day ? )

he possess good interpersonal skills ( errmm..)

Augustine is an all rounder. He also active in co-curricular activities bla bla bla....

Enough bullshit....

With his diligence( did u jz say diligence ? lol )

and strong determination, he has every potential to achieve his aspirations and endeavours.
( OK lah hopefully la, i want open starbucks haha )


Conclusion : teacher can be really good in lying, rite ? ;)

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Interesting

Wow i saw this post on somewhere...

Really quite interesting

and quite true to certain extent.

一個人久了,會懶得戀愛 -checked
一個人久了,朋友會越重要 -checked
一個人久了,會越來越喜歡聽歌 -checked !!

一個人久了,電話會常常忘記帶 -not really
一個人久了,就會養成一個怪癖 - not really
一個人久了,對愛情會越來越挑剔 - NOT REALLY lol

一個人久了,除了寂寞點外還是蠻開心的 -depends
一個人久了,會慢慢變得成熟起來 -depends on others perspective
一個人久了,會比以前更重視更愛父母,更重視親情 -checked. love u mum =), love u bro.
一個人久了,對所有的節日大多沒甚麼期待 - No.still like cny and occasion
一個人久了,聽到看到別人一對對的很甜蜜,心裡多少還是會有些介意 -depends

一個人久了,會喜歡買很多無謂東西,帶自己去很多很遠的地方 -checked
一個人久了,會覺得無拘無束自由自在天寬地廣 - not sure
一個人久了,愛情會變得越來越不重要,取而代之的是錢和事業 -checked checked.get them stacks.
一個人久了,會越來越理性,越來越現實 -sometimes. which is not all my fault

總之,一個人久了,是很幸福的時光。。。

即使有一點點無聊和寂寞
但是游走在自己的街道上
甚麼都可以無所謂 沒有任何束縛

可是原來。。。
一個人久了,是會上癮的。。( It depends ...)

Sunday, March 28, 2010

The answer to all question

Me : Why rushing fyp ?

Senior : Last two weeks..

And addition by him, he still doing analysis

Me : I mean y wouldnt you prepare earlier?

Senior : HUMAN NATURE

I no sound..... lol

good answer !!!

Try not to let this kind of human nature defend you peeps, bear in mind.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Try this

Have u ever heard waitress said : penatlah kamu orang

in front of u ?

If u haven't

Try rasamas aka ayamas or wat mas that will create you a BIG fuss

Have you ever heard that buffet dinner is something u need to finish your food then only can order your new food ?

If you haven't

Try rasamas !

Have u ever faced difficulty to demand for chicken wings instead of chicken breast ?

If you haven't, HA HA, try rasamas.

Have you ever waited half an hour for a god damn chicken, and each time they only giving out one piece until you finish your " food " again.

Well,well..try rasamas =)






This is kind of impeccable five star eating trend man. So lucky ive tried it.
Sri Serdang rasamas - the only place which providing high standards of service quality..

Never try then u Rugi lah.

At last summore got waitress ask u in sarcasm : Kenyang tak ?

This kind of service only can find in Malaysia lar. I love BOLEH land.

Rarely i scold waiter or make people life difficult.

But this time i really scolded the cheapass MANAGER.

Err..But eventually im not the one who scolded them.

My friends..OOPS.

Darn good buddy. >,<



Tuesday, March 23, 2010

My biodata

How come today bumped into someone ?
" Owh god " weird feeling. Another piece of ______ in my life. I meant lesson.
haha. Anyway this is not supposed to be included in this blog.

This entry is more about like :

Driving back to penang,
stopped by at 明阁点心 ( the 凤爪, owh god ! haha )
accompanied my family for the weekend.
Penang fridge is packed.
I was muching wasabi green peas, tasting tonnes of mini connerto, ciak chendul with my lovely mummy..
and then back in serdang.

I would say : Grr..
< From awesome to Shitty Life : Episode 16 >

It's freezing to drive my lil bike from ukm to serdang at 2 am in the morning..
and then i still have to copy my assignment until 430am

It's pretty cibai..i really hate it.
This is what we say..ANTI-CLIMAX in the book
< From awesome to Shitty Life : Episode 16 >

Ok here's the main msg to be conveyed in this book,
If you scrolled up,
u will notice the word
COPY, yup copy.

COPYING assignment it's actually making me more tulan then i do it myself.
After 3 years, it has become a NUISANCE for me man !!

Also, gimme a tea break, tau heuy break or a fucking coffee break la.
I realised there's not a day i no nit to do things shake my clock one..
I told ya im a super laid back kid. i like to loiter around and relax all the time.
Weekend you have to prepare monday stuff...
study until tired tired tuesday u have to write report..
then almost every week got freaking tests...
( YES YOU CAN SAY IM fragile..compared to others..lil things oso beh tahan..
yup..can tahan la...but just very sien..please understand my feelings ==' )

SO LIKE TO TEST MEH ??!!! Leh miao lehh !!!!

Ppl will advise me : ai zai....( be steady )
I want say : Beh zai liao..lol
U know it's a blessing to do smth u really like.
If u have been doing the things you don't like, it's a catastrophe dude.
I swear IM gonna do smth i like in the future, I vow !! if not i will si kiao kiao !

You might be thinking..siao eh..
got assignment copy summore complain.
The thing is the source will only come out last minute.

For those who really know me they will know.
For those who don't i will tell you.
I think the person who know urself the most - is yourself.
So i very know myself.
I am a laid-back kid, but i like to complete my stuff early.

And yea fuck that since dunno when.
I think since uni, i really don't know do almost all the assignments.
Ok for your info, I would call myself an art student.
Ok perhaps i shall call me myself STUPID.
Im computer illiterate, I dunno how to use software, I errmm...super suck in physics and calculation, I err..slow learner..
( notice each of everyone is like a knife to me, cos i study engineering, yet my maths thingy suck !! )
" Owh god " tough time man, barely hanging on.
Ppl who know me will know y im in engineering now. long story.


Well my result is still ok.
cos im those stupid person who only knows who to sit for exam dude.
[ in deep thought ]
serious one...i see myself copying assignment, and most of the time dunno whats happening around me, i seriously seriously need to think about
Shall i venture in this field in the future ??
With not so much knowledge of engineering..
ya perhaps zero knowledge,
with sense of modesty i would tell you any1 of my coursemates will have a better sense of engineering than me, haha if theres such sense.
HONESTLY FRANKLY AND JUJUR-LY....

Really need to reconsider rite ?

But maybe everyone oso like that,
then go out working only start to learn and gain experience.
Ya maybe...
THIS IS THE MAYBE that gives me a slight positivity k !!
at least...

Although the saying goes:
世間沒有一樣很容易的事。沒有逆境的事,不值得我們作為人生的燈塔
For those banana : There's nothing easy in this world. If there's a thing that does not give you any setbacks/obstacles, it shouldnt be our modal.


Ya kinda true.
Giving up is just not the way.
But but but....
I still think one should make his very own way..
to do smth he likes, then only he can make it big..creates miracle.
I guess i gotta finish off my degree soon..
and doing the right thing.
yap i havent figure it out..
but i guess in my 25-35, it's my life gamble.
keep attempting new things..I suppose..Hmm..


Im pretty sure you all know this guy rite.
Every single moment of his life oso MAHUAN.
eat things - mahuan
Pangsai - mahuan
But he is a soldier man !!!!
Im so so touched when he said his life is done when he gets to encourage only one person.
Man his mission is so clear. Like him so much plus he got sense of humour.

Conclusion : Well this is not an entire emo post.
And im not that disappointed with my kind of life yet, compared to nick vijicic ( the man above ).
I still keep it positive, just sometimes quite sien with those stupid stuffs.

In a nutshell,I just wanna express that : Try to do something u like next time !
And I will too ;)

Perhaps this is the nicest entry of mine. I think. muahaha..

Saturday, March 20, 2010

LOL hahaha

After talking with someone..
and after so many examples i've heard..

LOL.i tink guys who have become a flirt..
is plainly caused by girls..
they do change a guy alot..

I mean.

Good guy gone Bad.

Yeah haha.

Girl hai si lang ar....lol
i dun dare put as my fb status i will get slaughtered lol lolz

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

the beauty of lay low

Lay low

You can shine in another way

Not everything needed to be exposed

Bling bling from head to toes

You can find the beauty of it one day

You will reduce the tide of human towards you

Not a bad thing isn't it ?

Sunday, March 14, 2010

jajaja



I Guess i need alot of luck, right ? LOL

Friday, March 12, 2010

Life is the Life Long Mission

God gave me several lessons.

I thought deeply and

I felt sorry

I appreciate honesty so much

and forgiveness

I wasn't realize simply because i suck

The potholes on the path trip me.

Thanks.

I'm restructured.

Determination counts.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

evening

Isn't we supposed to being not susceptible to tests anymore ?

Thing goes the other way round.

it's just happen to make me frustrate from inside out.

Everyday test test test.

Fucking no life.

Can't wait to graduate.

Serious !

Monday, March 8, 2010

observation

When i was kinda late to class
i quicken my pace
walking to my class..

while i met a malay..
it's 810 so i guess he was late too..

But he just chilling and walking like a turtle..
Ok maybe it was just him

Then i met my malay coursemate.
Same.he was chilling and dragging his foot....it was 815 already..

See how they chill..relek ar...

They are really SAME SPECIES.==

Sunday, March 7, 2010

forever quotes

Life's a roller coaster.
But i need no to scream when it drops.

Cause life's my theme park.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

敌人

命运的安排
我天生的宿敌

uncle 林国泰。
你有108亿。
我还是很尊敬你,说一叫你一声 uncle.

从star cruise, genting 到 singapore。
我一直跟随你。好像follow me 浆.

我是不会放过你的。
我会拿你的8亿先。

慢慢来。

LOLLOLXLOLXLOLX...

梦毕。可以去读书了。

Friday, March 5, 2010

Im lazy

everyone is pretty serious.
im slacking though.

everyone is reading their notes.
i took out mine.
put it nicely.

i took out a nail-cutter.
cut my nail on my notes.
LOL pretty disgusting ya.
just to show you the way i like to procrastinate when i see notes.

I will grab some foods.
I will cut my nails.
I will go bathe.
etc etc etc.
when im all set...ok im gonna study...

Then i will tell myself : Why not go sleep awhile first ?
lol.