I just saw an uncle posted a comment on a girl's picture :


You are very sweet. Can i be friend with you.


Warrrhh..Where got this type ppl eh.


This is really what people oso got.


Then i press his profile..


All his friends are girls


ALLLLLLLLL !!!


Warrhh y got this type people eh..


He should tell me earlier so i can do that ma..><




另外，个人觉得女子的美有分很多种，I quite like  知性美，可爱美，楚楚可怜美，气质美，率直美，单纯美，性感美，骨感美，冷艳美。。。。


Last but not least 肥美。Lemma leh !

Some say i too cocky


Some say i too perasan


Some say im full of myself


Yes Im


Secondly, Im direct here : dont ask me do direct sales


Third, joke of the day


Me : Englee, unimap got new bizness course rite
Me : I heard 2.3 can go in d.
Englee : 0.5 oso can d.
Me : Buzzzz...LOL LOL LOL

200th post. 22 Random shit

1) My fren lobby will out-sing everyone of you guys out there


2) I wanna settle down d. Thing is, I never settle up before also.


3) I yan zhong huai yi ( seriously suspect ) during my childhood days, My mum let me choose 3 things : Caligrapgy pen ( excel in academic ), knife ( can play kung fu ), and a basketball. I think i Grab poker cards beside.


4) Guys will never grow. We still like to play even we are a grown as man


5) How to say Food sucks in japanese ? Jogoya


6) I fail interview again. 衰 what? 衰 lengzai


7) My mum and other girls like to shop for a long time. No money buy See for what !


8) I just use RM30 to see a flower in texas. sipek bo tatt


9) Egypt oso succeed d..Abo we also..........


10) Eh I heard got 1 auntie can play magic card in pasar malam. Open youtube see..My mum thought everything's on youtube nowadays =.=


11) Hard work beats talent when talent fail to work hard


12) Highway students rock


13) Judge less,love more (quoted from chia li)


14) Best facebook status in my life.I like to criticize lol ( actually not)


15) My humble opinion : No comment...means alot comment in heart


16) Ask ppl sau pei, Y dont you sau pei 1st ?


17) When ppl in big shit...you should say : Wah jiang kai xin ar...So happy ar


18) Random : wah his house so nice !! Wish i can have one
Augustine : Cant you just be proud of yourself ?


19) This is a mad world


20) My life is so colourful. My pocket full of celtics, My lamborghini is black and yellow, and my days never get blues :D


21) I think I got A cup


22) To all kobe fans. 8 is for entertainment,24 is for ring bitches !

some people

No money

Still want iphone4

still dreaming bout big cars

Face the reality abit please

我不我不屑

每当有人做错事被放上网时，我最不屑就是一些网民(internet gangsters).他们的评论真的离谱..适当和逻辑的批评是无可厚非的.但他们的评论多半是批评人家的长相或其他有的没的,在没了解来龙去脉作出人生攻击..(例: 他撞倒阿婆关他样衰咩事啊? 你自己有很帅很美吗?)还有人肉搜索,你们死伯得空.得空多扶阿婆过马路啦.你们的评论完全反映了你们的肤浅和幼稚.批评人家的当时,你又有很好吗?这些人多数是马来西亚人,shake my head.

puki.扑你的街.sorry for being so rude.

thank you !

today i did the biggest mistake in my life.sad

I no gamble diok !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I am so gangster

cos i skip class.

hey

hey the 5th day of cny


1st morning i see


haha..730am wake up and had dimsum wit mum and uncle and grandma, nice


Why so early


Cos i slept at 1am


The earliest among all days


730am wake as i need to go temple


right before i went out..subconsciously i took my...


1) Wallet
2) handphone
3) key..


as usual...


and a pack of rm1 notes. wtf 职业病。。
lol !!!


P/S : I think i am a Six

cny

cny i  press sms until hand pain


average receive 100 text per day


but almost all same content

August where  ?


Programme ?


Where gamble ?


Wan gamble mai ?


eh hoi toi !!!


SB6 ( siam ban lak )


Yo poker !


Oi got kangtao bo?

=.=|||

My mum is the queen

Me : mummy ar..want listen  李佳薇 sing ?


My mum : Mai la ( Straightfoward Direct )


XDXD


See, she isnt that good after all


p.s : I like charice more