Saturday, November 26, 2011

Skype
Using earphone.


My fren named Hong guan.
HG call me thru skype : eh do hami?
Augustine : At home la do hami..cha siao cha pi.you ?
HG: Sunshine square la..buy pampers
Augustine: Ohh...eh eh y got japan sound one ? Sunshine square got japanese izit..or u stand near tv izit..
HG: what??...
After few seconds.
Augustine: Yuan..soli soli...wa kui diao lasam hee
:S TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Saturday, October 22, 2011

i dream dao my boss k me
all ppl prepare schedule for subcon i didnt
wahlan need change job d

haunted my life d XDXD lol

Monday, September 19, 2011

Somebody ask me about my jobscope
I think my job has no scope
bao ka liao !!!

random shit :
ah ma on skype : hey orgertine...jiak ba liao bui
me : zz ah ma..10pm d...jiak ba d...lol at the must ask question
ah ma : got tink home bo
me : got ar sure got
ah ma : me oso tink u ma
me : TT

Saturday, September 3, 2011

yo.safra run.sai mat geng ar!


pretty excited.long time no run d...go exercise abit

Thursday, September 1, 2011

lol friction shit.

Mum : Dont alwiz drink alcohol
Me : Ok then i go puak giao
Mum : U........drink then.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Seriously.totally forget about independence day.keep thinking it's a pay day.

No time to blog part III

Before i started my blog, i want to thank whoever president and all the malay that give me a precious holiday.If not i will die flat.

It's a blessing to rest on this beautiful day.Done cleaning my whole room after two weeks.it is so clean now.Done my laundry.Skype with my mum ( greatest thing in the world ),hiding in an aircon room to wirte a blog....which ive leave behind for such a long time. have enough rest for tmr as need to work till 10pm.

Let's start this long blog with two jokes

What's is the word that starts with P and ends with ORN.thats rite popcorn.

It's funny that our YB say BN=Bo Nao

Lets grump abit on my working first.
I would say.Tiong seng.Money hard to earn.:D
And My pm cheated me.He said he will train me as a fresh grads.But now i know training is throw everything to you then K u.xian li hou bing.feel like give him 灵犀一指
Whats the point of holiday when your phone keeps ringing ? I dunno.
So far i never Sang sang pass 1 day leh. I want.

Kinda miss penang already. Penang has many holiday har.raya and penang heritage day.haha..
in singapore is where hardwork turns money.like my mom said.huek lao huek di.haha

OKOK..I find it very hard to organize my blog.
can i back to the random me ?

My landlord told me a way to dry my clothes faster.open aircon cos it is anti humid.
I dunno meh. Air con mm sai chin ar ?
funny guy

I order a worker to finish off the work at makan time.
I feel so sad..ppl's 胃 worth only 10cents ?
I one order then he have to work.
No choice.

I oso met an electrician from penang.He is so nice.he asked me if he could bring me anything. I said no.
He kept smiling even when problem arise. No fire at all. Its an art. I need to learn.

I wonder how an eng educated guy can work on a site.
He sure dunno what china subcon say..Sure cannot work
Anyway if know hokkien reli advantage in sg.
But its funny that many times I cant communicate wit chinaman but bangla knows what they wants

I stay site more than stay home.I am young.but i am alwiz 命贱的泥水佬

Its funny that when it comes to a big problem..which is quite impossible to be resolved by a new guy..
My boss ask me..自己想办法.哇兰

tmr will be the last free meal in office.
No free lunch d

No matter how good a person treats u on work battlefield.
he will cover his backside..
sad that human is selfish.
I hope im not.
i believe in good deeds have good returns.

People who have insomnia shud go ----> MEETING

When can i rub the shoulders of big boss ? touching wind glass bottom with him ?
Probably when the project is full swing.

I feel funny when uncle say
Lan tao 三把火

One of the senior say...wah u upm ar
pertanian ? u shud be a farmer..( not in a joking mode )
aiks.singaporean sometimes really...although i am new and still green for everything..but the words are so mean

Singaporean oso say penang food sucks.dai lou u everytime go gurney sure pai jiak la.

I tot singaporean english very good..actually very broken haha

I saw a china couple who....
Girl hit the boy
then the guy said owwhhh..molest ar  !!
then they hugging each other like nobody business
i feel like Diao 7 them

I old d..No fire d...
Never thought i would be the person who doesnt care bout what ppl say
How ppl scold me like a dog
yell at me...here listen there out...
Get used to it d ? I dunnno.
and sometimes another manager likes to 指桑骂魁.
oso no feeling d..
Sometimes its hard to control emotion.Say dunwan angry very easy..I still need 10secs to cool down.
Gotta train hard on that.
Need to see open abit...where working oso have problem 1..
Trying to see every1's good side...if not tis world is awful

Site many problems.chinaman steal chinaman money
even police came...
Indian fighting..........
childish Lar.

Generally we cant satisfy any1...
I saw a guy quite good with our site admin
but at the back he still complained she working slow...
Be ready to be backstabbed by anybody else in this world.

My company is doing alot of "surface kung-fu"
in fact they dont have the quality
PPL is design and build
They build and design.LOL

*small things happen* suddenly
My blog cant save and go to another page
I tot it got deleted...
Phew luckily............everything is ok
if not i sure quit writing....and tulan....

I feel that penangite shud feel very lucky to have LGE tis leader
and very grateful to lim chong eu
if it wasnt him...penang will not hav an industrial park
See ur frens in ipoh..pahang..kedah..
they have to come all they way to big city like KL..
We, penangite, at least...we can work in our own hometown..
We have a choice.think bout it.

My site got a lady engineer..
She said y every1 seems so stress
I no stress wor
diao u 9-6 sit office sure no stress la

Im a typical "eat soft no eat hard" guy
talk to me nicely pls.

Im also a guy who looking forward for breakfast and think what to eat tmr.
Tmr i will have toast

A story to be shared:
salesman : try tis
uncle : no
salesman : lai la
uncle : cheap anot
salesman : cheap
uncle : cheap thgs i dunwan.i wan expensive....
salesman : got tricked ...lol fucked up

I saw a person come interview...
another ppl come sang si....hhaa

Many ppl come here to work for the 1st pot of gold..
i got my 1st pot of few dollar only

Working is not exercise
walking on site is not exercise
becos excercise cannot slow down the speed..
u slow down u lose point
walking can slow down the pace..
another great theory from uncle.

Follow gan jue run....Feel the meaning of tis word

做人的道理每个人都懂.谁会实行?

Bye bye...blog till here 1st..










Tuesday, August 16, 2011

when it comes to construction - thailand man - number 1
一天平均打二十多通电话。
Prepaid都不够我用。
还好新加坡电讯费便宜。abo my兰教公司的福利真的不能吊.

915pm le.
dun call me le.
let me rest awhile.ok ? lol

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

我是一个宁愿自己辛苦,家人轻松的人。

Thursday, July 28, 2011

come la..rush me again la
limpek throw letter in ur face LOL..

dun dare ><
3 thousand very big ?
Do die ppl ?
Rush ? Rush wat lan jeh.
One by one ma.

三千块很大吗? 做死人咩。
矛盾又来了
Dao di is wan pah pia ?
Or do own thgs that i like
but own thgs that i like doesnt mean sang work oso...

Do until vr CHENG SIM
kannineh eh bo form
dui de qi my liang xin can d....do d like not recognized..

1st week reli honey moon...
now vr disastrous

Mindset all chg...thought care structural very hard..
Now only know in charge architecture can die..

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Airasia 完全没有要停下来的意思。。。

Monday, July 18, 2011

省钱大作战!170sgd for 16 days ! lol go go

Monday, July 11, 2011

今天大家心情都不好。超不顺利。买面阿连忘记排队,面筷子掉了,电梯出错楼,泻肚子。且
我吃了一只死猫。

我大概是世界上自尊心最强的人吧。
我的人是酱。。福建话说:不坎人讲。
我的人就是不喜欢给人讲。妈妈讲我,我顶嘴。
上司讲我。哑巴吃黄连。还是会赌兰拉。

套用junjie 讲的话: Life !! 老板还说我很失败,还指我那个zzzz的同事更我比较。
以前的我肯定很不爽。

看开一点了。一天过一天拉。还有这么多抉择。。:D
Dont want fuck liao..Dont care.
Lifes not a smooth sailing boat

Sunday, July 10, 2011

I working nia
if not i sure go bersih 2.0 kannineh
overruling country !!!!


MY house in sg also one united la
roc republic of china, malaysia and indonesia !!


Malaysia still has hope !! 

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Saturday,blog day

First thing first..
things getting a lil bit better
thanks buddha


Tmr will be a better day
This is so real
Getting abit better day by day


They call me the most random person
So many random shit to blog about..
No organization..
Read at your own risk


Site uncle say : 钱不是问题/全部是问题? lol funny


Sg ppl = rushing on escalator...U rush what ?
Sg ppl = Dont care ppl around..kiss in the lift when i was going back home..Couple look at me..then.....KIss again..WTF


Site uncle say : No safety know pain, know pain no safety


Construction break time = ALLSLEEP
lol very nice view at office...


Construction is = 0% cert, 100% experience


Site uncle say again : 研究=烟酒
天有天公,地有地公,行来行去又一工。


Eating is my favourite pastime
Dont u tink eating can make ur mood good
working = think lunch
after lunch = think dinner
I like eating...Wonder y theres such a disease as Bulimic


Company run on 4/9
Uncle said he wan run with rollerblade..LMAO
he ended up no participate..he say no 100km dunwan run
Jiao ua gui dua gang


There was a time a fortune teller told me I will be rich
But ill be switching jobs like hell
I tink its true lol


I think Im a man who work for a purpose
I always ask why
Work for nothing, fuck you


Site uncle : Singapore got today.....BECOS COMPLAIN
site noisy.complain
drainage discharge to his hse: complain
lol
complain leads to moving power


Two types ppl
do work
搞关系
做工不要搞关系! 鸡拜!


Got 1 colleague quite lanjiao
don reli like him
today he did smth i vr tulan again
alwiz ask lanjiao question
Hey y u so serious 1 har...u cannot play 1 hor ( see..so sohai question )
My heart : 纯粹不想跟你讲话。simple as that


Sgrean say pg food not nice
Siao eh
U tell me where char keoy teow nice diao u


Found that the tone and the phrase of sgrean using
is almost the same with msia or particularly penang..
Just the accent is different..its so sad that
WE WERE FAMILY..and now...
sad case..so stupid


6pm working time finish
Boss 6pm call meeting
Chinese company = king


I alwiz destined ( looks like i am )
to do what i dun reli like
and all the bumpy roads
Local uni..engineering...and now a site engineer...and many more
wtf..y har ! Construction sacrifice so many things....
for long term reli not worth it
even u are a project manager 15k salary
choices on me !
I think i shud break out some day !!
I m the FATE


Speaking of green design..
they only know how to show off
but inside they print drawing like chopping down trees
how green is that ? construction players ?


Dont jio me go geylang d pls !


I nit some freetime after work !
Now cannot la...
After 1 year la..change environment !
不经一番寒彻骨,焉得梅花扑鼻香?
think diok money n casino tiok happy d lol


Construction workers are like scout
LOL hard work
build gadget
AND morning exercise everyday lmao !


Site uncle all say
Msia = settle
zz notorious for corruption reli wtf x 2


When can i end my life of  a 泥水佬? lol


Eat oso no time
pangsai oso no time !


钱追人是王,人追前ki gong
keat
hokkien idiom..site uncle again...lol ( sorry abit long winded )


I am a man of my words
Basically I uphold my principle
im a principle guy


Taeyang says he never have a gf
U KANG LIMPEK AR  !


毕业了,我挥一挥衣袖,不带走一个学妹。lol


吵醒我的不是闹中,是理想。
哥抽的不是烟,是寂寞。


Penangite call town portay
Taiwanese too
haha like their accent


Tough to be a msian
In our own country
We are pendatang
go other places
we are pendatang
knn


Obviously we are not racist
y i dun hate indian..don hate iban
only hate u
haha u know la har


All bus services suck ! 


Pheww...very long leh
i oso feel long


I spit fire..


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tentatively..:D
(ps..yellow font la har..since recently..har...)

Friday, July 1, 2011

I can wear gold chain in singapore i guess..
so peaceful here
I got robbed once in kl wearing a gold chain.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Imma blog it out! sorry guys this is a very negative post.

Imma blog It out !!!
Day 4.Only I have time to blog
I really need to blog…to express my feelings for only 4 days..
Never thought my working life could be so tough
What the fuck – first job.
Beh tahan. Don’t like being an engineer. Why try at the first place ? I noob lo. Cause I work for money.
6am wake – almost 9pm reach home everyday..
Wait….with ultimately fatigue body..full of dust
If you think Im a person who scared of this
No…Plainly because I don’t like it..No passion drives no motivation…
Everyday dunno do what lan
Couldn’t imagine when the duty rooster come and I have to work till 10pm..
Couldn’t imagine work till Saturday..
No so called “after life work” at all….
Don’t mean to boost, fit guy like me wont even think of working out after a day of work..
Weekend..i rather sleep..
But ya..everything has trade off…
Higher salary, boss wan u die easily….
Actually factor all the things in..working overtime..working hard…working on Saturday..no more life..my pay is not much at all now..now only I know..whats the purpose of doing extra when there is no rewards.
ZZZZ really hope I can turn back the hands of time.
Can ask me do site inspection or something ?
Don’t ask me do jiao jiao job like planning to crane container zzz
All I can do now is tahan loki…
Which I don’t really want to.

Other than that.Singapore is quite good. Like the time being alone at room..meet some friends…Read newspaper, eat some nice food. Very convenient country, yes it is, despite some loneliness of urban life. But it was certainly very ok compared to fucking stupid kl. Singapore ppl ..some are lansi la..but my site staff..those experienced uncle..they being TYPICAL, typical as in nice and funny…site uncle are meant to be freaking funny….Will blog bout that next time when I have the time.
So, In short, Above-average place to be, sucking place to work ( sucking place maybe my working place only )..Sorry if I complain again. Well, if you doubt how gai to be an engineer. Come my place work 1 day…Please..be my guest.


Also, I saw a real life sad story on site..
Well, I shud start with a lil bit of background story telling. In Singapore, site workers are normally made up by two big races, also the two biggest population in the world, yes you are right, Chinaman and Indian.
Early In the Morning, Chinaman rushed to site supervisor..Say wo de dong xi ne….Wo de chuang pu ne? Wo de shou ji ne….Basically the Chinaman’s bed has been moved by an Indian site head, wake up early in the morning he couldn’t find his mobile phone, when he got it, the phone was on the floor and being stepped by someone..He lost his toiletries now…
I always have a sense of pity to those guys, already so cham came all the way from china,
For just a miserable pay…
Summore got bullied..
When u have bigger gang, you have bigger power…I only saw Indian ppl were laughing..
As the chinaman kept speaking mandarin to the Indian…how the heck he doesn’t know they wont understand him, Guess his frustration already overwhelmed his rationality.
Well…That’s pretty much bout the sad  story…
Two words  : BO BIAN

Friday, June 24, 2011

malaysia, u slowly boleh la har...

i go other place first