A.K.O.O

2011-11-26T06:16:00.000-08:00

Skype

Using earphone.

My fren named Hong guan.

HG call me thru skype : eh do hami?

Augustine : At home la do hami..cha siao cha pi.you ?

HG: Sunshine square la..buy pampers

Augustine: Ohh...eh eh y got japan sound one ? Sunshine square got japanese izit..or u stand near tv izit..

HG: what??...

After few seconds.

Augustine: Yuan..soli soli...wa kui diao lasam hee

:S TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

2011-10-22T23:10:00.001-07:00

i dream dao my boss k me
all ppl prepare schedule for subcon i didnt
wahlan need change job d

haunted my life d XDXD lol

2011-09-19T06:53:00.001-07:00

Somebody ask me about my jobscope
I think my job has no scope
bao ka liao !!!

random shit :
ah ma on skype : hey orgertine...jiak ba liao bui
me : zz ah ma..10pm d...jiak ba d...lol at the must ask question
ah ma : got tink home bo
me : got ar sure got
ah ma : me oso tink u ma
me : TT

2011-09-03T14:34:00.001-07:00

yo.safra run.sai mat geng ar!

pretty excited.long time no run d...go exercise abit

2011-09-01T07:22:00.000-07:00

lol friction shit.

Mum : Dont alwiz drink alcohol
Me : Ok then i go puak giao
Mum : U........drink then.

2011-08-30T15:44:00.001-07:00

Seriously.totally forget about independence day.keep thinking it's a pay day.

No time to blog part III

2011-08-30T06:37:00.000-07:00

Before i started my blog, i want to thank whoever president and all the malay that give me a precious holiday.If not i will die flat.

It's a blessing to rest on this beautiful day.Done cleaning my whole room after two weeks.it is so clean now.Done my laundry.Skype with my mum ( greatest thing in the world ),hiding in an aircon room to wirte a blog....which ive leave behind for such a long time. have enough rest for tmr as need to work till 10pm.

Let's start this long blog with two jokes

What's is the word that starts with P and ends with ORN.thats rite popcorn.

It's funny that our YB say BN=Bo Nao

Lets grump abit on my working first.
I would say.Tiong seng.Money hard to earn.:D
And My pm cheated me.He said he will train me as a fresh grads.But now i know training is throw everything to you then K u.xian li hou bing.feel like give him 灵犀一指
Whats the point of holiday when your phone keeps ringing ? I dunno.
So far i never Sang sang pass 1 day leh. I want.

Kinda miss penang already. Penang has many holiday har.raya and penang heritage day.haha..
in singapore is where hardwork turns money.like my mom said.huek lao huek di.haha

OKOK..I find it very hard to organize my blog.
can i back to the random me ?

My landlord told me a way to dry my clothes faster.open aircon cos it is anti humid.
I dunno meh. Air con mm sai chin ar ?
funny guy

I order a worker to finish off the work at makan time.
I feel so sad..ppl's 胃 worth only 10cents ?
I one order then he have to work.
No choice.

I oso met an electrician from penang.He is so nice.he asked me if he could bring me anything. I said no.
He kept smiling even when problem arise. No fire at all. Its an art. I need to learn.

I wonder how an eng educated guy can work on a site.
He sure dunno what china subcon say..Sure cannot work
Anyway if know hokkien reli advantage in sg.
But its funny that many times I cant communicate wit chinaman but bangla knows what they wants

I stay site more than stay home.I am young.but i am alwiz 命贱的泥水佬

Its funny that when it comes to a big problem..which is quite impossible to be resolved by a new guy..
My boss ask me..自己想办法.哇兰

tmr will be the last free meal in office.
No free lunch d

No matter how good a person treats u on work battlefield.
he will cover his backside..
sad that human is selfish.
I hope im not.
i believe in good deeds have good returns.

People who have insomnia shud go ----> MEETING

When can i rub the shoulders of big boss ? touching wind glass bottom with him ?
Probably when the project is full swing.

I feel funny when uncle say
Lan tao 三把火

One of the senior say...wah u upm ar
pertanian ? u shud be a farmer..( not in a joking mode )
aiks.singaporean sometimes really...although i am new and still green for everything..but the words are so mean

Singaporean oso say penang food sucks.dai lou u everytime go gurney sure pai jiak la.

I tot singaporean english very good..actually very broken haha

I saw a china couple who....
Girl hit the boy
then the guy said owwhhh..molest ar !!
then they hugging each other like nobody business
i feel like Diao 7 them

I old d..No fire d...
Never thought i would be the person who doesnt care bout what ppl say
How ppl scold me like a dog
yell at me...here listen there out...
Get used to it d ? I dunnno.
and sometimes another manager likes to 指桑骂魁.
oso no feeling d..
Sometimes its hard to control emotion.Say dunwan angry very easy..I still need 10secs to cool down.
Gotta train hard on that.
Need to see open abit...where working oso have problem 1..
Trying to see every1's good side...if not tis world is awful

Site many problems.chinaman steal chinaman money
even police came...
Indian fighting..........
childish Lar.

Generally we cant satisfy any1...
I saw a guy quite good with our site admin
but at the back he still complained she working slow...
Be ready to be backstabbed by anybody else in this world.

My company is doing alot of "surface kung-fu"
in fact they dont have the quality
PPL is design and build
They build and design.LOL

*small things happen* suddenly
My blog cant save and go to another page
I tot it got deleted...
Phew luckily............everything is ok
if not i sure quit writing....and tulan....

I feel that penangite shud feel very lucky to have LGE tis leader
and very grateful to lim chong eu
if it wasnt him...penang will not hav an industrial park
See ur frens in ipoh..pahang..kedah..
they have to come all they way to big city like KL..
We, penangite, at least...we can work in our own hometown..
We have a choice.think bout it.

My site got a lady engineer..
She said y every1 seems so stress
I no stress wor
diao u 9-6 sit office sure no stress la

Im a typical "eat soft no eat hard" guy
talk to me nicely pls.

Im also a guy who looking forward for breakfast and think what to eat tmr.
Tmr i will have toast

A story to be shared:
salesman : try tis
uncle : no
salesman : lai la
uncle : cheap anot
salesman : cheap
uncle : cheap thgs i dunwan.i wan expensive....
salesman : got tricked ...lol fucked up

I saw a person come interview...
another ppl come sang si....hhaa

Many ppl come here to work for the 1st pot of gold..
i got my 1st pot of few dollar only

Working is not exercise
walking on site is not exercise
becos excercise cannot slow down the speed..
u slow down u lose point
walking can slow down the pace..
another great theory from uncle.

Follow gan jue run....Feel the meaning of tis word

做人的道理每个人都懂.谁会实行?

Bye bye...blog till here 1st..

2011-08-16T07:05:00.001-07:00

when it comes to construction - thailand man - number 1

2011-08-16T06:21:00.000-07:00

一天平均打二十多通电话。
Prepaid都不够我用。
还好新加坡电讯费便宜。abo my兰教公司的福利真的不能吊.

915pm le.
dun call me le.
let me rest awhile.ok ? lol

2011-08-10T04:42:00.001-07:00

我是一个宁愿自己辛苦，家人轻松的人。

2011-07-28T07:36:00.001-07:00

come la..rush me again la
limpek throw letter in ur face LOL..

dun dare ><

2011-07-28T07:02:00.000-07:00

3 thousand very big ?
Do die ppl ?
Rush ? Rush wat lan jeh.
One by one ma.

三千块很大吗？做死人咩。
矛盾又来了
Dao di is wan pah pia ?
Or do own thgs that i like
but own thgs that i like doesnt mean sang work oso...

Do until vr CHENG SIM
kannineh eh bo form
dui de qi my liang xin can d....do d like not recognized..

1st week reli honey moon...
now vr disastrous

Mindset all chg...thought care structural very hard..
Now only know in charge architecture can die..

2011-07-27T15:31:00.001-07:00

Airasia 完全没有要停下来的意思。。。

2011-07-18T15:46:00.000-07:00

省钱大作战！170sgd for 16 days ! lol go go

2011-07-11T07:05:00.000-07:00

今天大家心情都不好。超不顺利。买面阿连忘记排队，面筷子掉了，电梯出错楼，泻肚子。且
我吃了一只死猫。

我大概是世界上自尊心最强的人吧。
我的人是酱。。福建话说：不坎人讲。
我的人就是不喜欢给人讲。妈妈讲我，我顶嘴。
上司讲我。哑巴吃黄连。还是会赌兰拉。

套用junjie 讲的话: Life !! 老板还说我很失败，还指我那个zzzz的同事更我比较。
以前的我肯定很不爽。

看开一点了。一天过一天拉。还有这么多抉择。。:D
Dont want fuck liao..Dont care.
Lifes not a smooth sailing boat

2011-07-10T07:18:00.000-07:00

I working nia
if not i sure go bersih 2.0 kannineh
overruling country !!!!

MY house in sg also one united la
roc republic of china, malaysia and indonesia !!

Malaysia still has hope !!

Saturday,blog day

2011-07-09T06:11:00.000-07:00

First thing first..
things getting a lil bit better
thanks buddha

Tmr will be a better day
This is so real
Getting abit better day by day

They call me the most random person
So many random shit to blog about..
No organization..
Read at your own risk

Site uncle say : 钱不是问题/全部是问题？ lol funny

Sg ppl = rushing on escalator...U rush what ?
Sg ppl = Dont care ppl around..kiss in the lift when i was going back home..Couple look at me..then.....KIss again..WTF

Site uncle say : No safety know pain, know pain no safety

Construction break time = ALLSLEEP
lol very nice view at office...

Construction is = 0% cert, 100% experience

Site uncle say again : 研究=烟酒
天有天公，地有地公，行来行去又一工。

Eating is my favourite pastime
Dont u tink eating can make ur mood good
working = think lunch
after lunch = think dinner
I like eating...Wonder y theres such a disease as Bulimic

Company run on 4/9
Uncle said he wan run with rollerblade..LMAO
he ended up no participate..he say no 100km dunwan run
Jiao ua gui dua gang

There was a time a fortune teller told me I will be rich
But ill be switching jobs like hell
I tink its true lol

I think Im a man who work for a purpose
I always ask why
Work for nothing, fuck you

Site uncle : Singapore got today.....BECOS COMPLAIN
site noisy.complain
drainage discharge to his hse: complain
lol
complain leads to moving power

Two types ppl
do work
搞关系
做工不要搞关系！鸡拜！

Got 1 colleague quite lanjiao
don reli like him
today he did smth i vr tulan again
alwiz ask lanjiao question
Hey y u so serious 1 har...u cannot play 1 hor ( see..so sohai question )
My heart : 纯粹不想跟你讲话。simple as that

Sgrean say pg food not nice
Siao eh
U tell me where char keoy teow nice diao u

Found that the tone and the phrase of sgrean using
is almost the same with msia or particularly penang..
Just the accent is different..its so sad that
WE WERE FAMILY..and now...
sad case..so stupid

6pm working time finish
Boss 6pm call meeting
Chinese company = king

I alwiz destined ( looks like i am )
to do what i dun reli like
and all the bumpy roads
Local uni..engineering...and now a site engineer...and many more
wtf..y har ! Construction sacrifice so many things....
for long term reli not worth it
even u are a project manager 15k salary
choices on me !
I think i shud break out some day !!
I m the FATE

Speaking of green design..
they only know how to show off
but inside they print drawing like chopping down trees
how green is that ? construction players ?

Dont jio me go geylang d pls !

I nit some freetime after work !
Now cannot la...
After 1 year la..change environment !
不经一番寒彻骨，焉得梅花扑鼻香？
think diok money n casino tiok happy d lol

Construction workers are like scout
LOL hard work
build gadget
AND morning exercise everyday lmao !

Site uncle all say
Msia = settle
zz notorious for corruption reli wtf x 2

When can i end my life of a 泥水佬？ lol

Eat oso no time
pangsai oso no time !

钱追人是王，人追前ki gong
keat
hokkien idiom..site uncle again...lol ( sorry abit long winded )

I am a man of my words
Basically I uphold my principle
im a principle guy

Taeyang says he never have a gf
U KANG LIMPEK AR !

毕业了，我挥一挥衣袖，不带走一个学妹。lol

吵醒我的不是闹中，是理想。
哥抽的不是烟，是寂寞。

Penangite call town portay
Taiwanese too
haha like their accent

Tough to be a msian
In our own country
We are pendatang
go other places
we are pendatang
knn

Obviously we are not racist
y i dun hate indian..don hate iban
only hate u
haha u know la har

All bus services suck !

Pheww...very long leh
i oso feel long

I spit fire..

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tentatively..:D
(ps..yellow font la har..since recently..har...)

2011-07-01T06:32:00.001-07:00

I can wear gold chain in singapore i guess..
so peaceful here
I got robbed once in kl wearing a gold chain.

Imma blog it out! sorry guys this is a very negative post.

2011-06-30T15:49:00.000-07:00

Imma blog It out !!!

Day 4.Only I have time to blog

I really need to blog…to express my feelings for only 4 days..

Never thought my working life could be so tough

What the fuck – first job.

Beh tahan. Don’t like being an engineer. Why try at the first place ? I noob lo. Cause I work for money.

6am wake – almost 9pm reach home everyday..

Wait….with ultimately fatigue body..full of dust

If you think Im a person who scared of this

No…Plainly because I don’t like it..No passion drives no motivation…

Everyday dunno do what lan

Couldn’t imagine when the duty rooster come and I have to work till 10pm..

Couldn’t imagine work till Saturday..

No so called “after life work” at all….

Don’t mean to boost, fit guy like me wont even think of working out after a day of work..

Weekend..i rather sleep..

But ya..everything has trade off…

Higher salary, boss wan u die easily….

Actually factor all the things in..working overtime..working hard…working on Saturday..no more life..my pay is not much at all now..now only I know..whats the purpose of doing extra when there is no rewards.

ZZZZ really hope I can turn back the hands of time.

Can ask me do site inspection or something ?

Don’t ask me do jiao jiao job like planning to crane container zzz

All I can do now is tahan loki…

Which I don’t really want to.

Other than that.Singapore is quite good. Like the time being alone at room..meet some friends…Read newspaper, eat some nice food. Very convenient country, yes it is, despite some loneliness of urban life. But it was certainly very ok compared to fucking stupid kl. Singapore ppl ..some are lansi la..but my site staff..those experienced uncle..they being TYPICAL, typical as in nice and funny…site uncle are meant to be freaking funny….Will blog bout that next time when I have the time.

So, In short, Above-average place to be, sucking place to work ( sucking place maybe my working place only )..Sorry if I complain again. Well, if you doubt how gai to be an engineer. Come my place work 1 day…Please..be my guest.

Also, I saw a real life sad story on site..

Well, I shud start with a lil bit of background story telling. In Singapore, site workers are normally made up by two big races, also the two biggest population in the world, yes you are right, Chinaman and Indian.

Early In the Morning, Chinaman rushed to site supervisor..Say wo de dong xi ne….Wo de chuang pu ne? Wo de shou ji ne….Basically the Chinaman’s bed has been moved by an Indian site head, wake up early in the morning he couldn’t find his mobile phone, when he got it, the phone was on the floor and being stepped by someone..He lost his toiletries now…

I always have a sense of pity to those guys, already so cham came all the way from china,

For just a miserable pay…

Summore got bullied..

When u have bigger gang, you have bigger power…I only saw Indian ppl were laughing..

As the chinaman kept speaking mandarin to the Indian…how the heck he doesn’t know they wont understand him, Guess his frustration already overwhelmed his rationality.

Well…That’s pretty much bout the sad story…

Two words : BO BIAN

2011-06-24T09:09:00.001-07:00

malaysia, u slowly boleh la har...

i go other place first

2011-06-24T01:35:00.001-07:00

Outperform shit ! wahahhaa

Dont give up !

2011-06-22T08:22:00.001-07:00

Whenever you feel worthless

Bear in mind..

You were once the quickest sperm cell

LMAOROFLBBQ

夜深人静，谁来安慰我？

2011-06-19T10:17:00.000-07:00

I was thinking bout food

thinking bout meat

thinking bout us

what we gonna eat

open the fridge yeah...

and i found some kfcc...

2011-06-14T05:18:00.000-07:00

Now only i know Penang durian has 2 types

one durian is named over beloved LIM GUAN ENG

Another one is full of meat.....KOH TSU KOON (bo hoot)

2011-06-14T01:23:00.001-07:00

Breaking news : Shell petrol station penang

mum : look hot girl !

me : .............manage to see behind, looks hot though

me : why don't you tomorrow only tell me :( ............

2011-06-13T23:47:00.001-07:00

Reason why traffic got stuck infront of traffic light

First waiting car's driver was sliding her iphone

Probably playing fruit ninja (i dont know), the fuck ?

What a world.

2011-06-12T04:25:00.001-07:00

hands down patty hou is pretty

Why the comparing and complaining?

2011-06-10T22:23:00.000-07:00

Why the complain ?

When u get easy interview, you complain thats too easy for you
You dont have the feeling of accomplishing something

When you have to go thru 3 stages of interview
You complain it's way too hard

You compare your salary

Well, I got this problem too, I need to rectify..
Get the right attitude !

心胸放宽一点

2011-06-09T10:27:00.001-07:00

i love my mum
my mum love jang geun seuk
zz

What i want and what i have

2011-06-09T05:29:00.000-07:00

If it wasnt for family
I wouldnt go down

If it wasnt 2.48
i will say: sg fuck off, a not-livable city with ridiculous law and kia shu people

so What i want ?
I want a berkinstock sandles
I want a dre beats headphone
I wan an ipad
Or an iphone
I want a mont blanc watch
I want a LV/ braun buffel wallet

so What i Have ?
I have a crocs pasar malam slippers
I have a china headphone...
I have a N73 obsolete phone..sometimes cannot send sms
I dont have a watch
I have a body glove wallet ( form 4 use till now...8 years d..many people feel like throwing my wallet)

I m a cheapskate LOL !

Abraham lincoln : "A person who always says hes handsome is usually not handsome..he has some major self esteem problem..." 2007 april 13

No he didnt say tat LOL

2011-06-09T01:14:00.000-07:00

Stupid fitness first

i was in my dreamland

Dont wake me up !!

Gonna enjoy my penang bed for the last week

Small world

I met power teh my headmaster in singapore

Met my fren at jurong east

Met Liptheng twice in masjid kapitan keling and tesco

crazy !

Random shit again : kinda miss my dad whenever im at genting highland

Random shit : NTU got pool and snooker table ar !
used to travel there alot when i was still a small small kid

2011-06-08T17:34:00.001-07:00

迟来的肉粽。。嘻嘻

2011-06-07T21:01:00.001-07:00

Sign offer letter d

Once decision is made

I gotta do it like Nike

It's time to be independent

Goodbye brothers and sister

Goodbye penang

2011-06-02T15:18:00.001-07:00

Im back !

But Im leaving again....

Busy man ?

Wassup taiwan

2011-05-30T08:49:00.000-07:00

Im in taiwan now
Xi men ding
Online rm8/ hour
Just to check one mail

By the way
I almost got hit by truck in the middle of the road in Taiwan
not paying enough attention
If you know what i mean..

Taiwan is fun
Variety
Variety of culture
Variety of food
Variety of weather
Nice nice people you can rest assured

Taiwan story
Hot girl internet cafe cashier : sir what you wanna drink
Me : dunwan...just had my drink couple minutes ago.
Hot girl : Free one(included in the rm8 already)
Me (real malaysian): Gimme green tea.hot..

Random : Nice guys finish last ??????????????????? Is this for real ?

Struggle & The-old-can't-afford-to-lose-but-try-to-think-positive-me

2011-05-18T06:05:00.000-07:00

Seriously im very down now

Im in the crossroad

like no other teenagers.

I dunno does every teenager been thru the same

Struggle for months dunno what i want

I feel the peer pressure

I feel im better than others

So i shouldnt underpaid

Should I think in such way ?

Feel like saying damn you singapore.u will regret 1 day.

" Good things come later"

"Everything happens for a reason"

Quotes like this cant cheer me up no more.

Damnnnnnn!!!

Anyway, what am i gonna do ?

Cry ? Certainly no.

I need to work twice as hard

To prove my presence

I swear

Nothing I can do now..except

Keep having FAITH, I still BELIEVE in me

I found something

2011-05-10T08:02:00.000-07:00

I feel like im so christopher colombus

I found that pretty girls pics..in facebook

MANY PEOPLE like..

OK鬼不知阿妈是女人meh

1st pic..wah sexy..166 likes ( likes amount that i cant gather with my 3 years post )

2nd pic : wah pretty...88 likes

3rd pic : wah bikini 888 likes..

4th pic : cute face 46 likes

5th pic : with boyfriend

NO LIKE
NO
NOT EVEN 1.
差很多！
aimeh hahaha laugh die me

Jealousy in everyone.Proven again.

calculator

2011-05-07T07:58:00.000-07:00

1 or 9

争么啊? 掺在一起做赖尿牛丸啦笨 !

get over it please

For fast five

2011-05-07T07:14:00.000-07:00

5 facts

1. Damn dwayne johnson aka the rock Damn love Luda !!!

2. Damn vin diesel i like the deep voice no homo. Damn paul walker yeng no homo.

3. Damn all the hot mama !

4. If i were to choose a vehicle from the movie, i will pick the rock's car, hard as fuck.

5. I wish i am the hand on the hot fine ass, i wish i was the fingerprint man.

2011-05-04T06:01:00.001-07:00

Literally final exam, bitches !!!

welcome to the good life

2011-05-03T02:25:00.000-07:00

Airasia 抗跌

soars thru' resistance level rm3

hoseh

庆功。吃牛杂

2011-05-02T08:49:00.001-07:00

to all the bitches out there

Only gonna be fool one time !

2011-05-02T06:28:00.001-07:00

帅是没用的，还不是被卒吃, get it ? haha

casino

2011-05-01T09:00:00.001-07:00

it feels like home

genting stacks smells like shit..

seriously i sniffed them

but i like.

Happy labour day.indeed.chiong

Happy labour day siawkia hui

Arrgh !

2011-04-26T09:26:00.000-07:00

Aint no way they can stop me now
Augustine...cos i feel my reign coming

It's the blood of a champion

Getting skinnierrrrr...Time to train back !

We shouldnt

2011-04-26T09:24:00.000-07:00

The moment when i sent my pictures thru bluetooth to my computer

I felt technology is amazed

Ok i know it's stupid

But i really think it's amazing..like sending objects thru the air

I dunno it's good / bad

Just tell you guys not to take technology for granted

Like sometimes internet bails out on us..

Be patient !

2011-04-26T00:40:00.000-07:00

累了

才放慢脚步

别忘了

忙碌的生活中好好照顾自己

Recently I always get sick

2011-04-20T02:10:00.000-07:00

It makes me think alot then

I remembered when i was 18, I wanna be a multi-millionaire.

I wanna be on forbes magazine even before the song billionaire come out.

I just wanna prove the world.

Now Im 24, I just want Me, My Family

We stay healthy and happily.

Enough.

You might say i lose my dream of life.

But I think I already won.

Life really has too many things to worry.Too many

Im a pretty tensed up person. Im responsible..I dont like to produce low quality stuff

But I really decided not to take things to seriously now..

Ya now...

Life is a silly game dont be too serious

2011-04-16T23:46:00.001-07:00

Met a friend whom i havent met in 2 years

He said WHY you become so THIN

thats sad...

I need to train back

recover soon, get back up gust !

2011-04-13T03:10:00.000-07:00

"Young man, hang on" I told myself

I got a long story to tell

From the 1st year, and now..2 weeks left in my uni life.

Life's weird.

I dunnno what to do....I will see how it pans out later on....

Will post a detail post soon...

Im so tired, sick now...

Recover soon august.

2011-04-11T06:19:00.000-07:00

如果我妈妈做医生你们一定gg

因为。。
头痛 = 人热
耳朵痛= 人热
喉咙痛= 人热
嘴破= 人热
眼红= 人热
便秘= 人热
落屎= 腹内热

狂汗。能医天下奇难杂症。

2011-04-05T09:50:00.000-07:00

本来我要做UPM最劲的 FRESH GRADS.

SAU PEI LA.算了吧。

找工甚艰难。

大部分requirement都写：Sorry to inform 样貌帅 will not be shortlisted for interviewed.

点做啊？？？？

2011-04-04T22:10:00.001-07:00

我要做UPM最劲的FRESH GRADS

2011-04-02T07:31:00.000-07:00

Just realised i aint got shit to write on my resume

LOL few weeks left i regretted i didnt join anything in uni

thanks to lousy co-curricular system made me dont feel like joining

Lol accuse ppl pulak

Major achievement : kena toto before

Can write ar T.T

2011-04-02T06:14:00.001-07:00

I am handsome

Ok.April fool.

2011-03-29T07:04:00.000-07:00

毕业了

现今社会。more like 现金社会

所以我决定回Penang 卖cheif scout 炒馃条

Man lei sei mei.........

Yesh

2011-03-27T14:36:00.000-07:00

Yesh.5am in the morning !

起身疴尿 and then beh khun ! lol ! ( later want do thesis d...yaya im just that hardworking lolx )

Probably comtemplating bout my future. ya finally is time for me to have a deep thought.

Many options were narrowed down.

I thought i was going to sing : i coming home...coming home...after grad

Feel the breeze of penang every morning before i heading to work

Guess there is a slight change of plan

I told myself money is not everything, yeap i still think is this way, still the same man.

But im just that kind of person who can't stand --------- Peer pressure.

Be with family / GO out fighting during the young days ? I dont know

Working abroad : 4E
Everyday eat outside ( die early )
Expensive rental ( why pay more, i got a home damnit )
Eternal stress ( no ppl know )
Extreme inconvenience ( Buy groceries yourself, ppl in msia can call my old numbers, i have to rush back to my convo on october )

and so much more to concern !
perhaps Im the only one who thinks that much
Some ppl are like...Go..!
Decisions seems to be easy...

Also, 人岂能比人，你看我好，我看你好而已。。。

Somehow im not worrying at this stage..
Just thinking..
never really in the "worrying" stage !

Good luck to myself !

And ya....
Nobody dies virgin
In the end
Life fucks us all

Be happy.
Teehee !!

2011-03-27T05:38:00.001-07:00

My girlfriend says Kobe Bryant sucks, she is single now.

2011-03-26T20:21:00.000-07:00

全部下新加坡，输势了咯。。。

the main reason

2011-03-25T06:35:00.001-07:00

the main reason i dont want go singapore work cos me myself located fucking near to the casino

2011-03-24T09:37:00.001-07:00

爱上中华文化，博大精深，爱上杜甫的诗

2011-03-24T00:48:00.001-07:00

希望一切顺利

爱吾钟灵

2011-03-19T06:31:00.000-07:00

在没中字几千次的情况下仍不屈不挠地期期买我的学号就是爱吾钟灵的表现之一，这么多年来都是为了缅怀母校阿。

每次买你就知道我么拉。。。

讲到爱校，你识条春么？

2011-03-18T06:24:00.001-07:00

90 后 = 幼稚

录~

2011-03-18T01:17:00.000-07:00

1) "Malaysian Christian groups have described the Government’s recent announcement to release 35,000 impounded Bibles as a short-lived joy.

The Council of Churches Malaysia (CCM) said that Bibles circulated in the country were never required to bear such stamps."

In case you dont put any deep thoughts on religion, you should have some common sense.

What im saying is......Bible.is just a book.

2) I wont 以貌娶人

3）it's funny how foreigners link all their festival to ________ Party. Even for religious day like st. patrick's day. party.party. liquor.nothing else. What ?!

4) Go Heat! Go to hell.lol

5) I gotta admit that being a leo, we always try be dominant and having the tendency to rectify others

6) When i grad. I will be singing Im coming home. Cos i will be staying penang like forever. And in penang i always have regular sleep. Health's deteriorating. I really looking forward to go back and eat good meals, being healthy, workout like a man, sleep early in Penang. Stay healthy is so important ! Wait me home ! Looking forwarrrrrrd !!!!

7) Penang 比其他州优胜，而其它洲说没有的---人情味。

8) I realized Im a planner. Wake up in the morning I plan what to do next. This and that.. I like my stuff to be done early. I think this is pretty good attitude. Somehow this might tense me up a lil bit sometimes. It makes me more serious that others in some particular matters.So nobody is perfect,again.

9) 人不张狂枉少年

10）Lee Chong Wei always lose lin dan
LCW - Let china win
Then he got his dato title
DLCW - Dont let china win
He won all england then.

2011-03-16T08:21:00.001-07:00

I already ai hong, someone more ai hong than me

Rosmah

The reason why Malaysia constantly become a worldwide joke?

You know I know.

Im fairer. Get it ?

2011-03-13T21:29:00.001-07:00

I went up genting

Win alot

win alot experience

Lose alot money

2011-03-13T07:01:00.001-07:00

Haih

I can't recognize myself day by day

Can't recognize my face, my soul

Getting handsomer everyday fuck !

2011-03-12T22:57:00.001-08:00

Sometimes it's better to do yourself rather than asking help from others

You know, selfishness

Somehow u cant expect people treat you in the way you treat them

Get what im saying ?

2011-03-11T02:09:00.001-08:00

原来我是一个极度害怕寂寞的人啊。。。

2011-03-10T21:40:00.001-08:00

If you cant handle the worst side of me

Dont expect you deserve the best side of mine

所谓长大
就是把原本看重的东西看轻一点
原本看轻的东西看重一点

如果那天小丑哭了
你也会不会觉得他是在搞笑

Happy birthday Penang

2011-03-08T07:43:00.000-08:00

Born in malacca
raised in penang

Happy birthday Penang
It's not like penang born on 8/3
but penang revived on this date.

Good luck to My beloved home.
Keep up the great work Sir Lim guan eng.

See you,a better Penang :]

2011-03-08T02:26:00.000-08:00

Why i so outstanding ar ?

真令人百思不解啊...

真的是祖先积福啊

They call me Mr multi talent

2011-03-06T08:16:00.000-08:00

Mr multi talent gon' freestyle now

All the lame homies gonna fall back now

They don't know actually I can do maths on my abs

1.2.3.4.5.6..

Ok lar I dunno how to rap...gonna write down my thoughts now

- Dream big is good, dont be unrealistic

- I only knew BAUCAR is voucher in Malay god damn it...2 days ago

-Want listen to a joke ? Justin bieber

- I really really cant get used to talk to ppl who are taller than me

- If they name new zealand rugby team Allblack, Imma name my thesis AllFake

My joke

2011-03-05T05:25:00.000-08:00

I think if gamble cannot eat 1 thing:

Sushi..（输死）

Instead, I will consume another thing
椰丝（赢死）

Stay contented

2011-03-05T01:49:00.000-08:00

I think I really started to realize money is not that important

Some people dream way too big despite looking at their own capabilities

Some people hope they can ball like kobe

Some people hope they can sing like bruno

Well my friend accidentally made me wake.

He said fame is not a good thing at all.

True. So true.

We should be happy with what we have.

Not to say being lazy. I still give 110% in everything.

But I just hope for the return, 'naturally' ?

2011-03-02T21:37:00.000-08:00

whats the difference of Malaysia last time with 1Malaysia now ?

No. what a classic phrase

I need a doctor

2011-03-02T20:39:00.001-08:00

I need a doctor...
call me a doctor...
doctor...
to stop me from pokerr...

LOL i like play chips than ladies

When i Grad

2011-03-01T07:29:00.001-08:00

I will give binoculars to bill gates and ask him to watch out

I will reach my maximum altitude !

Bill gates

2011-03-01T07:08:00.000-08:00

He probably sings

I have been a billionaire so freaking much
Buy all of the things you never had
Already on the cover of forbes magazine,
Richer than oprah and the queen..

2011-02-27T06:58:00.000-08:00

I just saw an uncle posted a comment on a girl's picture :

You are very sweet. Can i be friend with you.

Warrrhh..Where got this type ppl eh.

This is really what people oso got.

Then i press his profile..

All his friends are girls

ALLLLLLLLL !!!

Warrhh y got this type people eh..

He should tell me earlier so i can do that ma..><

另外，个人觉得女子的美有分很多种，I quite like 知性美，可爱美，楚楚可怜美，气质美，率直美，单纯美，性感美，骨感美，冷艳美。。。。

Last but not least 肥美。Lemma leh !

2011-02-24T06:16:00.000-08:00

Some say i too cocky

Some say i too perasan

Some say im full of myself

Yes Im

Secondly, Im direct here : dont ask me do direct sales

Third, joke of the day

Me : Englee, unimap got new bizness course rite
Me : I heard 2.3 can go in d.
Englee : 0.5 oso can d.
Me : Buzzzz...LOL LOL LOL

200th post. 22 Random shit

2011-02-20T07:41:00.000-08:00

1) My fren lobby will out-sing everyone of you guys out there

2) I wanna settle down d. Thing is, I never settle up before also.

3) I yan zhong huai yi ( seriously suspect ) during my childhood days, My mum let me choose 3 things : Caligrapgy pen ( excel in academic ), knife ( can play kung fu ), and a basketball. I think i Grab poker cards beside.

4) Guys will never grow. We still like to play even we are a grown as man

5) How to say Food sucks in japanese ? Jogoya

6) I fail interview again. 衰 what? 衰 lengzai

7) My mum and other girls like to shop for a long time. No money buy See for what !

8) I just use RM30 to see a flower in texas. sipek bo tatt

9) Egypt oso succeed d..Abo we also..........

10) Eh I heard got 1 auntie can play magic card in pasar malam. Open youtube see..My mum thought everything's on youtube nowadays =.=

11) Hard work beats talent when talent fail to work hard

12) Highway students rock

13) Judge less,love more (quoted from chia li)

14) Best facebook status in my life.I like to criticize lol ( actually not)

15) My humble opinion : No comment...means alot comment in heart

16) Ask ppl sau pei, Y dont you sau pei 1st ?

17) When ppl in big shit...you should say : Wah jiang kai xin ar...So happy ar

18) Random : wah his house so nice !! Wish i can have one
Augustine : Cant you just be proud of yourself ?

19) This is a mad world

20) My life is so colourful. My pocket full of celtics, My lamborghini is black and yellow, and my days never get blues :D

21) I think I got A cup

22) To all kobe fans. 8 is for entertainment,24 is for ring bitches !

some people

2011-02-14T19:28:00.001-08:00

No money

Still want iphone4

still dreaming bout big cars

Face the reality abit please

我不我不屑

2011-02-08T09:19:00.000-08:00

每当有人做错事被放上网时，我最不屑就是一些网民(internet gangsters).他们的评论真的离谱..适当和逻辑的批评是无可厚非的.但他们的评论多半是批评人家的长相或其他有的没的,在没了解来龙去脉作出人生攻击..(例: 他撞倒阿婆关他样衰咩事啊? 你自己有很帅很美吗?)还有人肉搜索,你们死伯得空.得空多扶阿婆过马路啦.你们的评论完全反映了你们的肤浅和幼稚.批评人家的当时,你又有很好吗?这些人多数是马来西亚人,shake my head.

puki.扑你的街.sorry for being so rude.

thank you !

today i did the biggest mistake in my life.sad

2011-02-08T08:40:00.001-08:00

I no gamble diok !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I am so gangster

2011-02-06T18:28:00.001-08:00

cos i skip class.

hey

2011-02-06T18:24:00.000-08:00

hey the 5th day of cny

1st morning i see

haha..730am wake up and had dimsum wit mum and uncle and grandma, nice

Why so early

Cos i slept at 1am

The earliest among all days

730am wake as i need to go temple

right before i went out..subconsciously i took my...

1) Wallet
2) handphone
3) key..

as usual...

and a pack of rm1 notes. wtf 职业病。。
lol !!!

P/S : I think i am a Six

cny

2011-02-04T21:52:00.000-08:00

cny i press sms until hand pain

average receive 100 text per day

but almost all same content

August where ?

Programme ?

Where gamble ?

Wan gamble mai ?

eh hoi toi !!!

SB6 ( siam ban lak )

Yo poker !

Oi got kangtao bo?

=.=|||

My mum is the queen

2011-02-03T22:59:00.000-08:00

Me : mummy ar..want listen 李佳薇 sing ?

My mum : Mai la ( Straightfoward Direct )

XDXD

See, she isnt that good after all

p.s : I like charice more

I very sien

2011-01-27T08:39:00.001-08:00

I need cincai wear

to cover up my entaoness

Can i buy nice clothes ??

aiks !

2011-01-26T20:44:00.001-08:00

the most tragic years

1997 - biggie died

1996 - 2pac died

1995 - eazy died

1994 - justin bieber was born

Facebook

2011-01-26T02:31:00.000-08:00

Facebook is good

Just dont overuse it ok

Make you so lifeless

I less login since i watched this video

Ironically i saw this on facebook

Teehee ! :)

Happy holiday everyone ! Happy !

Chinese New Year red font.

Through the phone

2011-01-20T07:34:00.000-08:00

My mum is going to be jobless soon XD

What to do beside laugh XD

Cos life is so fair XD

Through the phone...

I could sense how she suffered over the years

to raise me up

like i always do ( I mean i can always feel her pain )

以后我不成为亿万富翁。我怎么对得起她呢？？ XD

钱难赚。Just back from teaching tuition for hours.

口水都干埋。

Money hard earn.应该不要再乱赌钱了。

要赌也要理智！！

Eh no wor...this logic no good..SHOULD BE:........

应该赌更 Hiong 。。

酱就少教几个小时了咯。。

掂过录蔗！！

Good idea

XD

Oi !!! I dunwan

2011-01-16T20:30:00.000-08:00

The fuck..............

Why suddenly I become a cancer

I possess all leo characteristics

Im a leo all day baby !!

All day..leo the best sign ever

Wtf is wrong with this world

I jip shao nmm dou

Suddenly Ppl told me Im a cancer

Then one day suddenly they told me : Horr...You got a dick..You must be a girl

One day people might tell me pussy is use to penetrate into dick..

The fuck...Fuck mayan..you all dont eat full nothing do can ?

Oi !!! I dunwan story 2 :

Why toto everytime cha yi dian 1...

Englishman says : So close yet so far

Hokkien says : Ta pai to si aneh !!

Ni ma ci...............

Hey there

2011-01-10T06:11:00.000-08:00

Hey

Im a weird guy

weird weird

Aint nobody can know better of you, than you yourself

I tend to think alot sometimes..

Emo will strike me out of no where..

Im pretty psycho deep down inside. Tend to have my room of thoughts when im alone.

Not a pedophile though, lol.

Well, i hope this is what im hoping for..

I need a cheerful me

Surely i can :D

thank you

Today morning
Climbed a hill
It has been awhile since i hike in dark
I mean the torch light is needed, so to speak
Used to do that always when I was still a scout
Though we say Once a scout, forever a scout.
As long as you what i meant.
I saw an uncle
Doing the same exercise for about 10 mins
A young guy like me
cant even stand that kind of repetition
It was...Boring
I followed the uncle exercise for few minutes then i started to look around..changed position..
Youngsters are so not STEADY

See, I can even think of something just from an observation
Maybe i should stop thinking

And Im a curious man
To the point that you think im a crazy man

When it comes to determination
It depends
If you tell me the mountain can be reached in 10 minutes
I will get myself there in 5, you can rest assured

But if you brought me to mountain that I dunno when to reach
Sorry.
No determination to talk about then.
So, i presume myself as a Goal-man
I always need a

G
O
A
L

Thank you again.

Thumbs up

2011-01-09T04:06:00.000-08:00

Thumbs up if you used to press your bread until its atoms are "densely-packed"

and then you consume it

When you were a kid

hehe..

Post script for new year

2011-01-08T05:46:00.000-08:00

Hey people

Is it Im getting old or ??

I dont feel excitement looking at those fireworks.

Not even a bit.

What if Moneyworks..

My eyes would be $.$ =D

post post script : everyone gets sick before cny.

Thank you. cos we dont want to get sick On cny

I need a bra

2011-01-08T04:58:00.000-08:00

I think i got A cup

What is girl ?

2011-01-08T03:06:00.000-08:00

"It's creature that does not treasure shit until you leave them." quoted